(RECORDING 3/26/22) ???: God damn it… I can’t be having a phone call now… *They had Accepted the Phone call* ???: Can’t you see I am interrogating a hostage right now? This has to be imp- ??? (the other end of the phone call): SYSTEM HELP!!!! JOHN DOE HAD RAN OUT OF DORITOS AND IS CURRENTLY BEATING UP TUBERZ!!! *The voice Came out Bit crunchy, as distant yelling can also be heard* System: Don’t we have backup chip bags for that? Why only Doritos? [REDACTED] can’t only be obsessed with Doritos. ???: THATS THE THING HES OBSESSED WITH SPICY CHIPS! System: Just give them takis… everyone apparently loves those. Anyway Bye. *System had declined the phone call* *The hostage, who had been processing all of the information starts Cracking up* The hostage: Your display name i-is… SYSTEM?! System: Quiet you… your Display is ####### SURGEON. AND HOW ARE YOU EVEN HOLDING A PHONE WHEN YOUR TIED U- *The Phone was taken away as the recording ended.*