WebKit

wow super cool new thumbnail for classic game

added Mechanical Mayhem map!
more maps may come in the future

new item–nuke!!!!
spawn and click it to absolutely OBLITERATE Noob!

btw if u dunno how to access MM, just go in credits and click the "Mechanical Mayhem" button

warning library

legacy

start menu

game

be a noobie to get very very expensive access to stuff

be a noobie

simply lets you tap the flashlight to collect it

Tap to Collect Flashlight

more verity

the character design usually used in noobie games

bally

Wrongity

Lovity

more

unlocks things that are only available to devs

developer access

fries

burger

banana

pizza for slimey! click to remove/add pepperoni, 3-2 love depending on flavor

pizza

basket of fruits for slimey! gives 5 love instead of 1

basket of fruits

dancing eyeguy

noob

ice cream that can be collected! multiple flavors! uses a variable "$ice_creams"

collectible ice cream

cowboy hat

the green cube character in lots of noobie cube games

green cube/james

noobie's hand-drawn knife weapon for only five brick

knife

bar_height

noob-hp

noob_blood

bar_opacity

gibduration

gibs

music

foodFed

noobplushnew

noob_plushie

Main 

Collect Em All

card-Nby0

Title screen

Mario Wants Spaghetti Remastered (MWSR)

card-9xKL

card-Y1GF

card-qsUP

card-4GtN

Block Crunchers!

card-2H3-

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