Pinochio: “Bro your whole body looks like someone rage-quit a Minecraft build and forgot to delete the leftovers.”
White Cube, from 5 kilometers away:
the air goes silent
the ground trembles
White Cube: slowly rotates… a single massive, bloodshot eye opens
WHO SAID THAT.
Pinochio: “Oh shi—”
White Cube:
V R O O O O O O O O M
launches forward at 1000 km/h, tearing up the terrain, trees flying, mountains splitting, buildings exploding behind him like an anime chase scene
White Cube: “I HEARD THAT INSULT FROM ANOTHER ZIP CODE, YOU LITTLE WOODEN BEANSTICK!!”
Pinochio running: “MY NOSE DIDN’T EVEN MOVE WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS—”
White Cube gaining insanely fast: “YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE SPLINTERS, BOY."
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