"My grandma died"

Me and the 🅱️oizz listening to mickey mouse brazilian funk (sped up + anti reverb) in 3am 🥶🥶🥶

"But why don't you like Camp Castle?" BECAUSE CAMP CASTLE KILLED MY GRANDMA >:( (Epic flashback where I'm a kid camp castling then I'm gonna get eliminated but my grandma gets in the way and she dies)

Every time new funk songs come out they just get worse and worse.

"I had to flush my beloved goldfih in da toilet, bro 😭" *dances epically*

RIP my granny she got hit by a bazooka