"My grandma died"

Me and the 🅱️oizz listening to mickey mouse brazilian funk (sped up + anti reverb) in 3am 🥶🥶🥶

"But why don't you like Camp Castle?" BECAUSE CAMP CASTLE KILLED MY GRANDMA >:( (Epic flashback where I'm a kid camp castling then I'm gonna get eliminated but my grandma gets in the way and she dies)

"I had to flush my beloved goldfih in da toilet, bro 😭" *dances epically*

Every time new funk songs come out they just get worse and worse.

RIP my granny she got hit by a bazooka